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I think he is in New Zealand now.

31 acts of randomness (quotes from ordinary people without intention- 30/31)

...and here comes the funny part...

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Bit this is no possible.

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This is abüse.

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Do you clock in, clock out?

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Madamme la Flamme was also there.

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...american boy for all the time...

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Can I have more Stroganoffi?

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I m not staff, I m management.

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I must give her power.

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He is a bit fussy that crazy guy.

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Here pay 3-4000 Euro, a normal guy in Poland around 1500 Euro, but I pay 500.

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I am sorry but this is not what we agreed.

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Wenn du korrekt zu mir bist, dann bin ich doppelt korrekt zu dir.

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Ha, mouse still alive.

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You capito? Change oil? Ja?

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The Observer. 3 Euros please.

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-I could call Martin.
+Yeah you could call Martin.
-I think I call Martin.

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There is problem with eeh... I have problem.

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... last night. He said its 2 12´s.

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Why wud d government do that?

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The brain was stolen from my labaratory.

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I go break chief. I dont get break chief.

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It is a snake holding a diamond, the diamond represents the knowledge of the world.

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-Champagne for everybody, champagne for all my friends.
+ I wait for you in Shanghai.

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Mr. Lukas do you know where civilisation is coming from?

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Is there anything else I can help you with?

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I was going crazy.

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she wudnt stay
she wudnt stay
I know ´er

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Anyway.
...
Good news, yeah. I am on my way home.
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Ok, yeah.
...
Oh very good. You are good.
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Oh, perfect.
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Where are you going?
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Oh, yeah.
...
Yeah.
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Very good, have a good day.
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Tomorrow morning.
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Well if it is good, come over.
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Yeah. Bye, bye.

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Would that cure it eventually?